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09/09/2005
My idiot children
So, I am in the restroom this morning getting the kids ready for school and Mark-Anthony is looking at himself in the mirror....He says "I am so ugly, I am not going to school". I said "You are not ugly" and he said "I messed up my eyebrows". So I take a closer look and he says " I shaved off my uni-brow". Did he ever!!! He used that stupid razor thing that mom was using to shave his neck the other day and shaved straight up the middle. So this whole time Jordan is standing there looking at Mark-Anthony like he is stupid, I am wigging out, and Mark-Anthony is almost in tears because he doesn't want to go to school and then Jordan busts out with "how do mine look"? WHAT!!!! His are even worse than the other kid!!!!! He's got mexican facial hair...it's more prominent on him!!! At least with the other one I had to look close...but I really couldn't figure out last night at baseball why Mark-Anthony looked even more like Dumb and Dumber than usual. Now I know! I thought it was just his chili bowl that made his head look more round. Now I see that it's the big gap between his big eyes..This was done after school yesterday when they were suppose to be doing homework and I wondered why the dishes weren't in the dishwasher or they weren't ready for baseball....They were playing beauty shop in the restroom....Oh and my genius of a son MA says "what do I do now, face hair doesn't grow back" GENIUS!!!
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